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Ur-noob
Origin Aotearoa
Voiced By none
Fighting Style Maori Toa
Age 13/01/93 you tell me
Blood Type black
Height 6' 11"
Weight 180lbs
Occupation guitar tuner
Hobby making tourists feel uncomfortable
Likes Kiwiana, anarchists
Dislikes Australians, kiwifruit

Ur - "means Origional" Noob - self explanitory

Noobs have existed since the invention of the calculator. Thus the Ur-noob was formed.

click to view my moveset

[edit] Top 6

Male Chars

6. Raven

5. Kazuya Mishima

4. Devil Jin

3. Bryan Fury

2. Bob

1. Yoshimitsu

0. Chuck Norris*


Female Chars

6. Anna Williams

5. Panda

4. Asuka Kazama

3. Julia Chang

2. Nina Williams

1. Christie Monteiro

0. Chuck Norris*

"Others"

6. Leo

5. Ogre

4. Jack-6

3. Mokujin

2. Gun Jack

1. Prototype Jack

0. Chuck Norris*

[edit] Trivia

  • I have nothing really against Australians, just the steriotypical view of their steriotypical views on kiwis. in fact, nothing but the origin on that is true.
  • the blood type thing is a refference to a kiwiana-themed mastercard ad.
  • Ko te tangata e rapu ana i te maunga te tangata e tu ana ki runga.
  • the phrase above means: the man searching for a mountain is standing on a mountain.
  • the square root of 625 is 25.
  • whenever a person struggles with a game, they become the underlings of the Ur-noob
  • Chuck Norris invented water

[edit] Reasons for your Favourites not on my list

these are the reasons for characters not being in my top 6*

  • Alex - a dinosaur boxer is clearly a brain-fart creation
  • Angel - no problem with them, just not as fun
  • Armour king - difficult to group his latest appearance with his old ones, due to chances.
  • Baek - terrible heckler
  • Bruce - looks like an idiot when idle
  • Combot - He sucks. face it.
  • Craig - hes an "auzzie"
  • Devil - not too great a character
  • Dr. B - he's old. Face it.
  • Dragunov - No reason
  • Eddy - boring
  • Feng - too brute-force type fighter
  • Ganryu - He's fat. Face it.
  • Gon - non-canon
  • Heihachi - see feng
  • Hwoarang - No. 7
  • Jin - boring
  • Jun - boring
  • King 1&2 - wrestling's fake. face it.
  • Kuma 1&2 - they're bears.
  • Kunimitsu - not a fan
  • Law & Law - too jumpy.
  • Lee - Not a fan
  • Lei - too many pose-moves
  • Lili - never used her
  • Miguel - never used him
  • Michelle - not a fan
  • Miharu - No. 7
  • Paul - self enthusiast
  • Roger (sr or jr) - Too noobish (even for me)
  • Steve - I like to kick
  • Testujin - non-canon
  • Tiger - something tells me Ive answered this...
  • Unknown - non-canon
  • Wang - think about this one, a 123 yr old called WANG
  • Xaio - hard to use
  • Zafina - never used her

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