User:Ur-noob

Ur-noob
Origin	Aotearoa
Voiced By	none
Fighting Style	Maori Toa
Age	13/01/93 you tell me
Blood Type	black
Height	6' 11"
Weight	180lbs
Occupation	guitar tuner
Hobby	making tourists feel uncomfortable
Likes	Kiwiana, anarchists
Dislikes	Australians, kiwifruit

Ur - "means Origional" Noob - self explanitory

Noobs have existed since the invention of the calculator. Thus the Ur-noob was formed.

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§Top 6

Male Chars

6. Raven

5. Kazuya Mishima

4. Devil Jin

3. Bryan Fury

2. Bob

1. Yoshimitsu

0. Chuck Norris*

Female Chars

6. Anna Williams

5. Panda

4. Asuka Kazama

3. Julia Chang

2. Nina Williams

1. Christie Monteiro

0. Chuck Norris*

"Others"

6. Leo

5. Ogre

4. Jack-6

3. Mokujin

2. Gun Jack

1. Prototype Jack

0. Chuck Norris*

§Trivia

• I have nothing really against Australians, just the steriotypical view of their steriotypical views on kiwis. in fact, nothing but the origin on that is true.
• the blood type thing is a refference to a kiwiana-themed mastercard ad.
• Ko te tangata e rapu ana i te maunga te tangata e tu ana ki runga.
• the phrase above means: the man searching for a mountain is standing on a mountain.
• the square root of 625 is 25.
• whenever a person struggles with a game, they become the underlings of the Ur-noob
• Chuck Norris invented water

§Reasons for your Favourites not on my list

these are the reasons for characters not being in my top 6*

• Alex - a dinosaur boxer is clearly a brain-fart creation
• Angel - no problem with them, just not as fun
• Armour king - difficult to group his latest appearance with his old ones, due to chances.
• Baek - terrible heckler
• Bruce - looks like an idiot when idle
• Combot - He sucks. face it.
• Craig - hes an "auzzie"
• Devil - not too great a character
• Dr. B - he's old. Face it.
• Dragunov - No reason
• Eddy - boring
• Feng - too brute-force type fighter
• Ganryu - He's fat. Face it.
• Gon - non-canon
• Heihachi - see feng
• Hwoarang - No. 7
• Jin - boring
• Jun - boring
• King 1&2 - wrestling's fake. face it.
• Kuma 1&2 - they're bears.
• Kunimitsu - not a fan
• Law & Law - too jumpy.
• Lee - Not a fan
• Lei - too many pose-moves
• Lili - never used her
• Miguel - never used him
• Michelle - not a fan
• Miharu - No. 7
• Paul - self enthusiast
• Roger (sr or jr) - Too noobish (even for me)
• Steve - I like to kick
• Testujin - non-canon
• Tiger - something tells me Ive answered this...
• Unknown - non-canon
• Wang - think about this one, a 123 yr old called WANG
• Xaio - hard to use
• Zafina - never used her